Guess who
You missed me?
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!

When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see. (who they came to see)
You're a... rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Playa, who can really blame you? (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantac for antacid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man!
She stomped him just because he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutius maximus again
Sqeeze it, then squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes, he can, can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten
I know you want me, girl, in fact, I can see a grin.
Now come in girl.

CHORUS

The enforcer looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse 'er
Sorry Porsha, but what's Ellen Degeneress, have that i don't
Are ya tellin me tenderness
Well I can be as gentle and smooth as a gentlemen
Gimme my ventolin inhaler and two xenadrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, baby say hello to my little friend
Brit, forget K-Fed, let's cut off the middle men
Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl, pay the middle attention
and little did I mention, that Jennifer's in
Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench
Man, I swear them other guys, you give 'em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim(?)

CHORUS

And that's why, my love you'll never live without
I know you want me girl 'cause I can see you checkin me out
And baby, you know you know you want me too
Don't try to deny it baby you know that I'm the only one for you (obligatory fart noise)

Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an alphalpha
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
you think thats bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don't mean to mess with ya gal but
Jessica Alba put her breast in my mouth bro
Wowzers I just made a mess in my trousers
And they wonder why I keep wrestlin elvis
Lord, help us, he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Lookin like someone drinked his outfit I think he' bout to flip
Jessica rest assured Superman's here to rescue you
Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter of fact, bake me a birthday cake
With a sawblade in it to make my jail break
Maybe i think you just met your soulmate
Now break it down girl

CHORUS

So baby, baby, get down down down (about 10 times)

oh Amy, rehab never looked so good
I can't wait, i'm going back haha
WOO
Dr. Dre, 2020
Yeah

Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everybody has a private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me?
Are you trying to get through?
Are you reaching out for me?
I'm reaching out for you....

I'm just so fuckin depressed, I just can't seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump, but I need something to pull me out this dump
I took my bruises, took my lumps, fell down and I got right back up
But I need that spark to get psyched back up, in order for me to pick the mic back up
I don't know how or why or when I ended up in this position I'm in
I'm startin to feel distant again, so I decided just to pick this pen
Up and try to make an attempt to vent but I just can't admit or come to grips
With the fact that I may be done with rap, I need a new outlet
And I know some shit so hard to swallow, but I just can't sit back and wallow
In my own sorrow, but I know one fact, I'll be one tough act to follow
One tough act to follow
I'll be one tough act to follow
Here today, gone tomorrow, but you'd have to walk a thousand miles...

Chrous



In my shoes, just to see, what it's like to be me, I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what it'd be like to feel your pain, you feel mine, go inside each others minds
Just to see what we'd find, look at shit through each others eyes

*Singing*
But don't let them say you ain't beautiful
They can all get FUCKED, just stay true to you

Verse 2
I think I'm startin to lose my sense of humor, everythings so tense and gloom, I
Almost feel like I got to check the temperture of the room just as soon as
I walk in, it's like all eyes on me, so I try to avoid any eye contact
Cause if I do that, then it opens the door for coversation, like I want that
I'm not looking for extra attention, I just want to be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room, maybe just point me to the closest restroom
I don't need no fuckin man servant, tryna follow me around and wipe my ass
And laugh at every single joke I crack and half of them aint even funny like
"Ahh, Marshall you're so funny man you should be a comedian, god damn"
Unfortunately I am, I just hide behind the tears of a clown
So why don't you all sit down, listen to the tale I'm about to tell
Hell, we ain't gotta trade our shoes, and you aint gotta walk no thousand miles


In my shoes, just to see, what it's like to be me, I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what it'd be like to feel your pain, you feel mine, go inside each others minds
Just to see what we'd find, look at shit through each others eyes


*Singing*
But don't let them say you ain't beautiful
They can all get FUCKED, just stay true to you

Verse 3
Nobody asked for life to deal us what these bullshit hands were dealt
We gotta take these cards ourselves, and flip them, don't expect no help
Now I could of either just sat on my ass and pissed and moaned
Or take this situation in which I'm placed, and get up and get my own
I was never the type of kid to wait by the door and pack his bags
Or sat on the porch and hoped and pray for a dad to show up who never did
I just wanted to fit in, in every single place, every school I went
I dreamed of being that cool kid, even if it meant actin stupid
And Aunt Edna was told me, keep makin that face it'll get stuck like that
Meanwhile I'm just standin there holdin my tongue tryna talk like "thissss"
Till I stuck my tongue on that frozen stop sign pole at 8 years old
I learned my lesson then, cause I wasn't tryin to impress my friends no more
But I already told you my whole life story, not just based on my description
Cause where you see it, from where you're sittin, it's probably 110 percent different
I guess we would have to walk a mile in each others shoes at least
What size you wear? I wear 10's, let's see if you could fit your feet...


In my shoes, just to see, what it's like to be me, I'll be you, let's trade shoes
Just to see what it'd be like to feel your pain, you feel mine, go inside each others minds
Just to see what we'd find, look at shit through each others eyes


*Singing*
But don't let them say you ain't beautiful
They can all get FUCKED, just stay true to you

Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everyone has their private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me?
Are you trying to get through?
Are you reaching out for me?
I'm reaching out for you....

*Talking*
Yeah, to my babies, stay strong. Dad will be home soon. And to the rest of the world, God gave you them shoes, to fit you, so put them on and wear em. Be yourself man. Be proud of who you are. Even if it sounds corny, don't ever let anyone tell you, you aint beautiful.

Intro
Yeah same song and dance
Damn girl everywhere i go same song and dance
i like the way you move all over the globe same song and dance
something about it man same song and dance
In the pale moonlight same song and dance

Verse 1
I'm looking at ya yeah girl
your kinda tooken back by the whole rapper thing aren't ya?
probably thinking you get slapped so dang hard ya
won't even be able to stand up straight aren't ya?
couple rape charges people think your a monster
the police constantly bugging ya nonstop,
I walk upon ya well hello Tonya
I think you got your on star button inside your car stuck
You out of gas, you got the flat?
I'd hate for you to be stranded at the laundry mat
I got your back Why don't you put your laundry basket in the back
And sit up front, not askin' it's a trap
You just got jacked and body snatched and it's a rap
In broad day, with no mask for this attack
I heard 'em say, exact opposites attract
If that's a fact, it'll take task force to get ya back
C'mon

Chorus

Yeah baby, do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass
You ain't ever gonna break that glass
The windshields too strong for you
I said yeah baby, sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me?
Same song and dance...

Verse 2
the first victim I had she was a big one
Big move star a party girl big fun
She was the girl the media always picked on
In in our of rehab every quarter 6 months
She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
And Nickelodeon flashed her little kids once
What an event it was I was sitting in front
I was hooked in it with first glimpse of them buns
Seen her backstage now heres where I come in son
Look here she comes I better pull out the big guns
Hello Lindsey your looking a little thin hon
How bout a ride to rehab? Get in cunt
starting off on the wrong foot is what i didn't want
girl im just kidding let me start over again, hun
see what i meant was we should have a little intervention
come with me to brighton, let me relieve your tension
you little wencher, murder wasn't my intention
if i wanted to kill you it would have already been done
slowly she gets in and i begin to lynch her with 66 inches of extension chord

Chorus

Yeah baby do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass
You ain't ever gonna break that glass, the windshield's too strong for you
I said yeah baby sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got, give it your all, look at you ball, why you crying to me?
Same song and dance.

Verse 3
My second victim was even bigger than the first
pop star, icon, the whole works
she played a little schoolgirl when she first
burst upon the scene and seen the world was hers
she twirls and turns and flirts and skirts so bad it hurts
it irked me and made me mad at first
i lashed out in my songs
but what was really going on was that i had developed a crush, i just didn't know how to tell it to her
should i cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
send her pictures of my collections of skeletons or
footage of me impaling myself on an elephant's tusk?
we'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk
tonight, tonight its the night, and tell her i must
creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just
climb the gate and ring the bell, like "hello my love"
i just picked your prescription for ceriquill up
now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
I'll share my Valium with you cos I'm feeling you Britney
I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one ever since at schoolgirl juvenile delinquent
I've been feeling you ooh ooh girl you sexy little girl
you hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value
come on toots give me the Valium, I'll slam dunk it in your mouth till you puke
and just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup
I'm about to make a new outfit outta you
a new outfit? shit I'll make a new suit outta your shoe
now show me how you move girl, do how you do

Chorus

Yeah baby do that dance
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass
You ain't ever gonna break that glass, the windshield's too strong for you
I said yeah baby sing that song
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got, give it your all, look at you ball, why you crying to me?
Same song and dance.

same kicking and screaming same crying and sobbing same song and dance
same yelling and bleeding same begging and pleading same song and dance

[Intro]
*Yawns
Yeah, look

[Verse 1]
If I woulda rap about the crap that's out
That's the route you probably want me to take
Cause you're just dyin' to know what I think
And my take on some other rappers
If I was to say something about Paul Wall, you'd probably crap in your
Pants, cause I'm white, and he's white, so he's like
My competition I mean, right?
Nope, Paul Wall is dope
And so's Bubba, so BLALALALAPFFTTTTT
B-b-b-b-b-but, I don't compete with nobody
I just go hard, do the rope-a-dope Ali
Shuffle, and dance around my opponents, you don't
Sometime's I just play possom, Like I'm asleep that's awesome
I'm like a sleeping Giant, and when I awake I'm like Dre
I just jump from outta nowhere and bite Prey
Sink my teeth in him and fill him, full of poison
And make a noise like snake before I kill him
And let him know that I just don't feel him
And smack him with the backward E, the Eminem emblem
Always thought if you was gonna murder somebody you should face em
Tell em why, look them dead in the eye, then waste em
And the dark shall emerge from the fiery depths of hell
And swallow the shell of the hollow who dwell
And the shadows of all who are willing to sell
Their souls, for this rap game, and it g-g-goes
123, 123, 123, that ain't the hook, now follow me
There's nothing else for me to say, my public adores me
Everybody bores me, they're just so corny
So at night before I sleep, I look in the mirror
The mirror grows lips and it whispers "Come nearer"

[Chorus]
My Darling, I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, And if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, And if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

[Verse 2]
"Shady, I know you're in there, so where? Come here
Talk to me, sit here, pull up a chair
Why don't you gotcha hair? Hahahahaha
Dye it back, come on, try it" AHHHHHHHHH
No, I told you, leave me the fuck alone will you?
"But I'm here to rebuild you", But I already killed you!
"But Shady, we were meant for eachother
Think about your mother", yeah so what of her?
"Well think about what she did to you and your little brother
All them foster homes...", Fuck you motherfucker!
I had you beat "No I was playin' possom, remember?
I let you watch your little girls blossom
I gave you enough time, your souls mine
I'm taking it back", you fucking bitch WHY?!
"Because I love you, look a little closer
Isn't that us on that poster? haha"

[Chorus]
My Darling, I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

[Verse 3]
"Shady, listen... "SHADY!", you hear that?
They're screaming for you, I can bring your career back"
But I don't want it back! "Yes you do..."
No I don't! "Yes you do, you're gonna regret it later!"
No I won't! "I'ma get Dre on the phone, I'll just call the doctor"
Go ahead, I already talked to, Dre yesterday
"Well I got him on the phone right now!"
You're lying, "yo slim", HOW, WHY NOW?!
Whatup Dre? "Check this out Slim, I gotta talk to ya
I don't know, it just seems every since you got off ya
Drugs, you became alot softer"
But Dre, all Shady is is a bottle of hair bleach and vodka
"Well, just think about it Slim, I'm here
Just hit me back, and let me know what's up"
Fuck this mirror! AHHHHHHH
"I'm not in the mirror, I'm inside you, let me guide you"
Fuck you, die you son of a bitch
"Put the gun down", BYE BYE!
Ok I'm still alive, "So am I too!
You can kill a spirit, even if you tried to
Haha, you sold your soul to me, need I remind you?
You remember that night you, prayed to god
You'd give anything to get a record deal, well Dre signed you
This is what you wanted your whole life Marshall, right through
Look at this house, look at these cars, I'm so nice, wooo!
Oh, but you didn't know, fame has a price too
That you're just now seeing the downside to
Lose your best friend from highschool, your wife too
Ain't even sure if your kids like you
Come off tour, can't even sleep at night without Nyquill
Become a valium addict, start a rehab cycle
But together we can break the cycle
Marshall..." WHAT! "no one's gonna love you like I do!"

[Chorus]
My Darling, I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

I said, I don't ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you're my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

[Verse 1]
As I, fall deeper into a manic state
I'm a prime candidate for the gene to receive the drug addict trait
Blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate
I seem to grab a take to the bottle of Nyquill then I salivate
Start off with a Nyquill, like "I think I'll just have a taste"
Couple of sips of that, then I gradually graduate
To a harder prescription drug called Valium, like yeah that's great
I go to just take one, and I end up like having eight
Now I need something in my stomach 'cause I haven't ate
Maybe I'll grab a plate of nachos and I'll have a steak
And you'd think that with all I have at stake
Look at my daughters face, "Mommy, something is wrong with Dad, I think!
He's acting weird again, he's really beginning to scare me
Won't shave his beard again, and he pretends he doesn't hear me
And all he does is eat doritos and cheetos and he just
Fell asleep in his car readin' three musketeers in the rear seat"

[Chorus]
Sometime's I feel so alone, I just don't know
Feels like I been down this road before
So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me
As soon as I go home and close the door
Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do
But I can't, and I won't, say I try, but I know, that's a lie, 'cause I don't
And why I just don't know

[Verse 2]
Maybe just a nice cold brew, what's a beer?
That's the devil in my ear, I've been sober a fuckin' year
And that fucker still talks to me, he's all I can fuckin' hear
Marshall cmon' we'll watch the game, it's the Cowboys and Buccaneers
And maybe if I just drink half, I'll be half buzzed for half of the time
Who's the mastermind behind that little line
With that kinda rationale, man I got half a mind
To have another half a glass of wine, sounds asinine
Yeah I know, But I never had no problem with alcohol
Ouch look out for the wall, aim for the couch, I'm 'bout to fall
I missed the couch and down I go lookin' like a bouncing ball
Shit musta knocked me out, 'cause I ain't feel the ground at all
Wow, what the fuck happened last night, where am I?
Man, Fuck am I hungover, and god damn I
Got a headache, should have a vicodin? Why can't I
All systems ready for takeoff, please standbye

[Chorus]
Sometime's I feel so alone, I just don't know
Feels like I been down this road before
So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me
As soon as I go home and close the door
Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do
But I can't, and I won't, say I try, but I know, that's a lie, 'cause I don't
And why I just don't know

[Verse 3]
So I take a vicodin splash, it hit's my stomach then *Ahh*
Couple of weeks go by, it ain't even like I'm gettin' high
Now I need it to just not to feel sick, yeah I'm gettin' by
Wouldn't even be taking this shit if DeShaun didn't die
Oh yeah, there's an excuse, you lose Proof so you use
There's new rules, it's cool if it's helping you to get through
It's 12 noon, ain't no harm in self inducing a snooze
What else is new, fuck it, what would Elvis do in your shoes
Now here I am 3 months later, full blown relapse
Just get high until the kids get home from school holmes relax
And since I'm convinced that I'm an insomniac
I need these pills to be able to sleep, so I take 3 naps
Just to be able to function throughout the day
Let's see, that's an ambien each nap, how many valium, 3?
And that will average out to about one good hours sleep
Ok so now ya see, the reason how come he
Has taken 4 years, to just put out an album, B
See me and you, we almost had the same outcome, Heath
Cause that christmas, you know the whole pneumonia thing?
It was bologna, was it the methadone ya think?
but the hydrocodone, you hide inside your pornos
Your VCR tape cases, put your ambience, see are great places to hide em ain't it
So you can lie to Hailie, I'm going beddie bye Whitney baby, goodnight Alaina
Go in the room and shut the bedroom door
And wake up in an ambulance, they said they found me on the bathroom floor, damn

[Chorus]
Sometime's I feel so alone, I just don't know
Feels like I been down this road before
So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me
As soon as I go home and close the door
Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place I do
But I can't, and I won't, say I try, but I know, that's a lie, 'cause I don't
And why I just don't know

[Intro]
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
Okay... Aight aight aight aight aight aight
Yo yo... Alright I'ma lay the chorus first...
Here we go now!

[Chorus]
My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!

[Verse 1]
My Mom, My Mom, I know you're probably tired
of hearing 'bout My Mom, oohoh-Woohoh
But this is just a story of when I was just a
shorty and how I became hooked on va-al-ium

Valium was in everything, food that I ate
The water that I drank, fuckin' peas on my plate
She sprinkled just enough of it, to season my steak
So everyday I'd have at least 3 stomach aches
Now tell me, what kinda mother would wanna see her
Son grow up to be an under-a-fucking-chiever
My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothing either
What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fucking seat for?
Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether
Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer
But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either
It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought
Pee in a teacup? Bitch you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin'
What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for
Slut, you need to leave me the, fuck alone I ain't playin'
Go find you a white crayon, and colour a fuckin' zebra

[Chorus]
My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!

[Verse 2]
Wait a minute, this ain't dinner this is paint thinner
You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints did I?
Now here's a plate full of painkillers
now just wait til I crush the valium and put it in your potatoes
you little motherfucker! I'll make you sit there and make that retarded fuckin' face
Without even tastin' it, you better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it
Put your face in it, 'for I throw you in the basement again
And I ain't giving in, you gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place
Spinnin' 'til next thanks giving and if you still ain't finished it
I'll use the same shit again, then when i make spinach dip
It'll be placed in the shit, you little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent
A rack fell and hit me in K-mart, and they witnessed it
Child support, your father he ain't sent the shit
And so what if he did, it's none of your dang business kid!

My Mom, there's no one else quite like My Mom
I know I should let bygons be bygons
But she's the reason why I am high what I'm high on, cause

[Chorus]
My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!

[Bridge]
My Mom love valium, now all I am is a party animal
I am what I am, But I'm strong to the finish, with my valium spinach
But my buzz only last about 2 minutes!
But I don't wanna swallow it without chewing it
I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, my valium
My vaaaaaaaaliuuuuummmmmmmm oooohhhhhh

[Verse 3]
Man I never thought that I could ever be
a drug addict, Naah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually, what has ended up happening
A tragedy, a fuckin' pass ended up catching me, and it's
Probably where i got aquanted with the taste ain't it
Pharmecuticals are the bomb maa', I'm beautiful
She killed the fuckin' dog, with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a fuckin' asprin and say that it has a headache
Here, want a snack, you hungry you fuckin' brat
Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap
Eat it, But I don't need, well fuck it then, break it up
Take a little peice and beat it before you wake Nathan up
Alright Maa', you win, I don't feel like arguin'
I'll do it, pop and gobble it, and start wobblin'
Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head

[Chorus]
My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom love valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!

[Outro]
My Mom, I'm just like her
My Mom, My Mom, My Mom... My Mom, My Mom, My Mom... My Mom, My Mom, My Mom.. My Mom, My Momma
My Mommy, I'm like my momma...
Sorry Mom! I still love ya though! *Kiss*
Dr. Dre 2010, and this shit is hella hard homie, now take us on outta here. WOOOOO!

Yep
Follow Me
Come with me to the dark side of the force
No man would vote for your to this place
The devil only knows of this place world so dark
and oh so cold its oh so cold oh so cold oh

Soon as my flow starts
I can pose all like the coast of Mozart
Even tho they all say that they're real
I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're covered don't ya
Girl you think your so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold there so dark
Stay Wide Awake

A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return when will they learn
Were do they go god only knows
Stay Wide Awake

Fe fi fo fum
I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter central park its dark its winter in decemba
I see my target with my car and park it at a poacha tenda
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to be friend her
I sit down beside her like a spider hi there girl you mighta
Heard of me before see whore your the girl that ida
Assault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy wida
Fuck you withn the umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya
Im the kinda guy thats mild bt i mite blip in get a little bit wilda
Impregnate a lesbian girl and lets see ya head chip blitz nd milda
Incinegrate them babies as soon as that out ho with formalda
Hide in cyanide girl you can try nd hide you can try to scream louda
No need for no gun powder that only takes the fun outta
Murderin id rather go bimp in nd now you see just how the
Fuck i do just what i do when i cut right thru your scalpa
Shit wait a minute i mean skull my knife seems dull
Pull another one out uh

Soon as my flow starts
I can pose all like the coast of Mozart
Even tho they all say that they're real
I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're covered don't ya
Girl you think your so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold there so dark
Stay Wide Awake

A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return when will they learn
Were do they go god only knows
Stay Wide Awake

So dark nd so cold my friends dont know this otha side of me
Theres a monster inside of me its quite ugly nd it fright-uns me
But they cant see what i can see theres a vacancy in my tummy
Its makin me play hide n seek like jason im so hungry
Shes naked see no privacy but i can see she wants me
So vacuously i try to be but see why does she taunt me
Put the drapes nd she goes rite to sleep
And i creep rite thru the front seat
So patently but silently cuz i kno that shes sound asleep
Whos wakin me so violently nd why is he on top of me
Hes rapin me she trys to scream somebody please get him off me
Hes tapin me hes bitin me hes laughin likes its funny
Shes scrapin me shes fightin me shes scratching like some dumb freak
Escapin me no vicousy i might just be tite bundy
Or satin gee what a site to see im dancin in my red panties
Im crazy but its alight with me nd life can be so empty
Stay away from cuz im dancin to quite a different drum beat

Soon as my flow starts
I can pose all like the coast of Mozart
Even tho they all say that they're real
I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're covered don't ya
Girl you think your so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold there so dark
Stay Wide Awake

A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return when will they learn
Were do they go god only knows
Stay Wide Awake

But I tried to stay wide awake coud u mite be found dead by the lake
Soon as you let me bound to sleep bitch so long ima try to take
Play for lite today rite to way why do they try to fight today
I must make them pay twice as much mite as well put the knife away
Now i use power tools how bout now why u in the shower
Scower u for 6 hours till ill teach you power outlets
How did ya figure out i was down in your basement now ya
Musta just heard the sound of my stomach growlin from down there
Positive theres no one fowla down here thats how they found ya
Face down in the tub i drown you with powtha down as around ya
Such a style that impowers such powers look how you cower
Jumped out on you now like i was a jower from fuckn star wars
Jaba the hut be de ba ba be de ba ba its time to da da
Aught to not even botha to scream its wont even matta
Amazing when raising skin with these razor blades he raves at ya
Not ya everyday game ye invade me nd holy water
Notin like somethin to say so please undastand theres no runnin him
Wheres the thrill in a hunt thers no fun in that here i come wit axe
Once i act like lumberjack when im hackin him up with that
What was that dial 911 someone is comin in from the back

Soon as my flow starts
I can pose all like the coast of Mozart
Even tho they all say that they're real
I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're covered don't ya
Girl you think your so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold there so dark
Stay Wide Awake

A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return when will they learn
Were do they go god only knows
Stay Wide Awake

(Fades out)

[Intro]
Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself)
My name is Shaaady
So nice to meet you (So nice to meet you)
It’s been a long time (long time) sorry I’ve been away so long (so long)
My name is Shaaady
I never meant to leave you (Never meant to leave you)

[Verse 1]
You see that chick in the gym checking me out?
Any second I’m bout to stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a (-I’ll)? and I’m wrecklessly wrecking the house
That was suppose to be wreckless, where the heck is it now?
Here’s the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie’s blouse
Man I should check to see if my mom left any out
Nope, guess I’ll re-route
Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch
Oh! Jackpot! Yea, ’Open Sesame’ mouth
Down the hatchet, the feeling, you can’t match it
A rap-tap-tap on your door with the damn wratchet
A tat-tac-tac in the hall with the damn hatchet
A nap-sack-packed with like 40-some Zan-exs
Shorty come back, I’m tryin to score me some lapdances
I’m bout to relapse so maybe pour me some Jack Daniels
Formula 40-40 and 40s with mad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch and back at-ya

[Chorus 1]
Well I don’t mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And are you menstruating baby, my lil friend’s waiting to say Hello
The way your titties are wiggling and your booty shakin like Jello
Girl I don’t mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

[Verse 2]
My equilibrium is off, must me the Lithium
I don’t need to buy any drugs, man people give me ’em
It just becomes everyday extracurriculum
No reason in particular, it was strictly fun
A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151
51 people asleep in my damn living room
Scuse me hun? But what is your name, Liddy-young?
I want up next to ya naked and uh, did we umm?
Of course we did, but didn’t I strap Jimmy hun?
I’m looking for the torn wrapper but there don’t seem to be one
No offense baby girl I don’t mean any harm
But disease is something I’m trying to keep my penis free from
I find the fact that you, I’m cool, I immediately run like Speedy Gon-
Zalez to see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple of threes, I’m fiending for some
My head is pounding to the beat of the drum

[Chorus 2]
Well I don’t mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And do you happen to have anything on you that make my mood mellow?
Some are open and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I don’t mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

[Verse 3]
Oh, those were the days, they certainly were
It’s hurtin me to know that I’ll be closing that curtain for good
(Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word)
I second that and a third, rush to emergency sur-
-gery to try to flush me because of the drugs that he purged
He’s sees the loner getting the three-hundred bucks for these Perc-agains
Buster’s getting to be where he lustfully surged it in
Pain it hitting his knee and his muscles ’be hurtin him’
Childishly on the phone tryin to rustle up muscle relax-
-ants for his back and a couple of packs
Since now he’s doubling back-wards and he stumblin back
Slipped and fell, hit his back-bone, heard something go crack
Now he’s up in the bathroom like he’s busting a nap
Almost ended it that soon because of the fact
I’m just busting my own chops while I’m bustin a rap
Resuscitated and re-juiced so fuck it, I’m back

[Chorus 2]

And so I’m sayin…

[Outro]
Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself)
My name is Shaaady
So nice to meet you (So nice to meet you)
It’s been a long time (long time) sorry I’ve been away so long (so long)
My name is Shaaady
I never meant to leave you (Never meant to leave you)

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On-and-off-again relationship with...
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Updating a story we brought to you earlier about gunfire at an after hours club, we've learned that the rapper Proof has been fatally shot...
Shady Aftermath recording artist...
Long time best friend of Eminem and a member of the rap group D12...
D12 back in the news again today...
Is it a sabatical or the end? The rumors and speculation continue to swirl around Eminem; he insists he's just taking a break, but now it's believed he's retiring, leaving us all to ask: Will the Real Slim Shady please stand up?

[Verse 1]
So this is it...
This is what I wished for
Just isn't how I envisioned it
fame to the point of imprisonment
I just thought the shit'd be different
But something changed
The minute that I got a whiff of it
I started to inhale it
Smell it
Started sniffin' it
And it became my cocaine
I just couldn't quit
I just wanted a little bit
Then it turned me (in) to a monster
I became a hypocrite
Concert after concert

I was raking in the dough
Rolling in green
Had the game hemmed up
Like a sewing machine
But I was losing my freedom
There was no where for me
To not go and be seen
And just go and be me
And there was no in-between
You either loved it or hate it

Every CD critics gave it a 3, then 3
Years later, they'd go back and re-rate it
And call the Slim Shady LP the greatest
The Marshall Mathers was a classic
The Eminem Show was fantastic
But Encore just didn't have the caliber to match it
I guess enough time just ain't passed, yet
A couple more years, that shit'll be ill-matic
And eight years later, I'm still at it
Divorce, re-married
A felon
A father
Sleeping pill addict
And this is real talk
I feel like the Incredible Hulk
My back has been broke, and I can still walk

[Chorus]
So be careful what you wish for
'Cause you just might get it
And if you get it then you just might not know
What to do wit' it, 'cause it might just
Come back on you to unfold

I said

Be careful what you wish for
'Cause you just might get it
And if you get it then you just might not know
What to do wit' it, 'cause it might just
Come back on you to unfold

[Verse 2]
I got a letter from a fan, that said
He's been praying for me
Every day and for some reason
It's been weighing on my mind heavy
'Cause I don't read every
Letter I get, but something told me to go ahead and open it, but
Why would someone pray for you when they don't know you?
You didn't pray for me when I was local
And as I lay these vocals
I think of all the shit I had to go through
Just to get to where I'm at
I've already told you at least

A thousand times in these rhymes
I appreciate the prayer, but I've already got
God on my side
And it's been one hell of a ride, hasn't it?
Just watchin' it from an opposite standpoint
Man, boy's got to look
Nuts
And that's the only word I can think of right now
On how
To describe the shit
This is like a vibe you get
Go ahead and bob to it
Just watch what you wish for, 'cause I got the shit

[Chorus]
So be careful what you wish for
'Cause you just might get it
And if you get it then you just might not know
What to do wit' it, 'cause it might just
Come back on you to unfold

I said

Be careful what you wish for
'Cause you just might get it
And if you get it then you just might not know
What to do wit' it, 'cause it might just
Come back on you to unfold

[Intro][Verse 1]
I was born with a dick in my brain
Yea fucked in the head
My step-father said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said, "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid"
The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead
Jeffrey don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there stick a fucking cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's faking it
I bet you, I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course unless you object
Ah, go fuck his brains out if any is left in his head

[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane

[Verse 2]
You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off
I just got fucking chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw bit the fucking blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like king kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants he took every fucking thing off
Everything except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog
Man that motherfuckers gangsta, ain't he dog?
Shady dog, what be going through that fucking brain of yours?
Say no more, what the fuck you waiting for? Sing along.

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Don't you know what felch means? (Yea)
Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp belch and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me
Fuck a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping
Shady what the fuck you saying? I don't know help me!
What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fucking melting!
Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being
No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey
Well this is called Ass-Rape and we should do the Jail scene

[Chorus]

Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me...Now I'm pissed off
Sit back homie relax, in fact grab a six pack,
Kick back as I kick facts, yeah Dre's sick track,
Perfect way to get back, wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the same exact tattoo that's on Nick's back
I'm obsessed now, oh gee,
Is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee?
Wow Mariah, I didn't expect her to go balls out,
Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put all them phone calls out,
You made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick,
When you was on my dick and give you something to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don't want Nick finding out
You probably think since it's been so long if i had something on you I woulda did it by now
On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I'm mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fu*ck I do
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, you got
You think I'm scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I'ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt who made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I'm lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you had to be drunk to me?
Second base? What the fu*ck you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping. It's gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don't want me to talk about how I nutted early cos ejaculated early and bus all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you're stomachs curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I'm embarrassing me, I'm embarrassing you and don't you dare say it isn't true.
As long as the song's getting airplay I'm dissing you.
I'm a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. That was 32. This is 34 bars. We ain't even a third of the way through.
Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ''whore'', Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I've been going off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out ya alcoholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at the amounts of all the wine.
Like I fucking sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But it now I'm about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that's a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.
I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn't find on an episode of Cribs
A blubber load ribs I hear another word so don't go opening your jibs cos every time you do it's just another load of fibs
I ain't saying this shit again, ho. You know what it is.
It's a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I'll release every fucking thing I got
Including the voice-mails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were trying' to stick two CD's in the same spot
(Slim Shady ??? I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It's nothing)
Guess what I'll do?
I'll refresh your memory when you said ''I want you''
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you're cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass, I do
(I'm Mary Poppins, b)
And I'm Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin' at you
So if you'll still be my (baby girl)
Then I'll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I'm right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I'm moving on with mine, Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I'll leave her alone
If she don't (sing this script?) then I'ma just keep going, damn.
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann's saying ''cut the tape, cut the tape''. Knife!)

Mr. Berman?
What?!
We have Eminem here to see you.
About fuckin' time!
Send him in
(Steve! Good to see ya man)
Look who decided to show his face!
I hope you've had fun in the last 4 years.
(Look man, I apologise again for-)
For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?
(Again, it was a mistake, a terrible mist- are you wearing a bulletproof vest?)
And then you go and you do what? Hide out? Stay in Detroit from us 5 years while the music industry melts the fuck down?
Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fuckin vacation?
(Well that's actually why I'm here, I was gonna, put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you, and get your opinion)
Do I really need to hear it?
Let me guess, another album about poor me, I'm so famous that it's ruined my rich little life, and I'm such a tortured artist. Let me make music about it and my tragic love life, am I on to something here? (Come on man it's not like that yo-)
You know what? Just hand the fuckin thing over I'm done talkin to you. Think you can just come and go as you please.
Big selfish superstar (Steve, I had a drug problem)
Oh poor me, I had a drug problem.
Who hasn't had a drug problem in this town? You know what?
(Hey! hey!) Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out (Woah, woah, woah. Jesus Christ man!)(Alright alright here, fine)
What's this shit? Two CD's?
(That's what I've been tryin to tell you man, there's 2 albums)
Just get out!
(Alright!)
Get the fuck out !
(Alright man, see you later)